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"So this is it. We're going to die."
"Yes...except...No! Wait a minute, what's this switch?"
"What? W

"Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch this moment, I shall go straight to your major data banks with a very large axe and give you a reprogramming you'll never forget, is that clear?"

"You know what your trouble is Arthur? You've got as much grasp of multi-temporal causality as a concussed bee."

"Don't try to out-weird me. I get stranger things free with my breakfast cereal."